Pirate Toaster?!?!

Is your kitchen decked out with the Jolly Roger - Need a toaster that will fit right in? Leave it to the Germans to invent a toaster that burns the Skull & Crossbones onto your toast! Apparently the number one seller followed closely by the candy g-string, an indescribably odd cookie mold and a "sexy ironing board." Thanks to Piratesversusninjas.org for pointing me to the Germans for this one.