Monday, October 13, 2008


According to recent reports, even moderate drinking (2 drinks a night) can result in shrinkage of the brain at a rate that outpaces the normal amount of shrinkage due to age. This Pirate was stunned by the news and doubts whether the researchers included the effects of vintage champagne in their study. If not, I am willing to participate in the follow-on study. No, really. I have a big brain and I like drinking champagne. What more do you want? Arrrrgh.

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